December 6th, 2006

Apple=Satan

If you hear of anyone phoning in death threats to Apple Computer, Inc., it was probably me. Just kidding. In all seriousness, though, I'm sure Apples are great to work with on an individual basis, but don't be the sorry sucker who has to install them in an enterprise and/or school environment involving more than ten of these little shitheads. Effin' a, Cotton, effin' a...

Consistency, apparently, does not occur in the collective vocabulary among the folks at Apple. "Failure rate," and "finicky" obviously do. At least it's not still the days before the little bastards started using Intel processors or even further back before they even starting using a UNIX kernel.

I've been pwned by these little gems on many bases since I've been with the school district. Hard core shit, man. Hard frickin' core. :-P
  • Current Music
    Lamb Of God - Omerta

Do it.

1. Ever punch someone in the face?


2. How old are you?


3. Are you single or taken?


4. Eat with your hands or utensils?


5. Do you dream at night?


6. What do you dream about?


7. Have you ever wished someone dead?


8. Do You Like President Bush?



HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... [These are never as fun as they advertise. :/ ]


9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?


10. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you.


11. Do you trust the police?


12. Do you like country music?


13. Do you think I'm attractive?


14. If you could change anything about yourself would you?


15. Batman or Superman?


16. What do you wear to sleep?


17. Have you ever peed in the pool?


18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?


19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?


20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
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    The Doors - Love Street