January 10th, 2006


My van got broken into last night. My CD's were stolen, no biggie, they were all burned copies anyway. The fuckers got ahold of some receipts and papers I had in there - VERY BIGGIE.

My first inclination was to hide out at night and wait to see if they'd strike again, since they've broken into other people's vehicles on the block, but that's too drastic. I was willing to admit to that after I made a total ass of myself and got chewed out by my wife and sister-in-law smiultaneously. I'm still licking my wounds from that one. As much as I fucking hate it when they do that, to me or anyone, I guess I had it coming.

That aside, here's the real plan:

1. Call Metro and file a report - DONE! Not that they'll do anything.

2. Establish identity theft monitors with the three major credit bureaus. DONE! In fact, Experian filed the other two for me, all at no cost to me.

3. Now that I understand that the recently formed neighborhood association could possibly serve more purpose than bitching about weeds and congratulating people about how nice they yards are, I'm going to get more involved with them and find out if there is a neighborhood watch going here and, if not, see about helping form one myself.

4. Call an auto glass company and get the broken shit replaced - Done! That's happening this afternoon.

5. Clean all that shit out of my seat so I can drive to work.

With that, I'm done with this post.

EDIT 1: I wonder how that bastard is going to feel when he comes back and finds the window already replaced, AS IF NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED!
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Get me out of here. Now!

Stolen from Anthony Anderson’s uncle by way of D.C.

1. What time did you get up this morning?
7:10 am to walk outside and survey the damage a certain petty thief left.

2. Diamonds or pearls?

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Wolf Creek. It was terrible.

4. What is your favorite TV show?
It's a tie between Survivorman and Building The Ultimate. I love the Science Channel.

5. What did you have for breakfast?
two english muffins

6. What is your middle name?

7. What is your favorite food?

8. What is your favorite chip flavor?
jalapeño-flavored kettle chips

9. What is your favorite CD at the moment?
Eyedea and Ablities - First Born

10. What kind of car do you drive?
2002 Kia Sedona.

11. Favorite sandwich?
#5 on wheat with avocado at Port of Subs

12. What characteristic do you despise?
Arrogance, but who the fuck am I to judge anyone. I have my own faults that people around me can't stand, I'm sure.

13. Favorite item of clothing?
baggy carpenter pants.

14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation?
a remote place with lots of trees and crisp air, my lady, my boys, AND NO FUCKING PEOPLE

15. Favorite brand of clothing?
Whatever fits.

16. Where would you retire to?
Northern Arizona.

17. Favorite time of the day?

18. What was your most memorable birthday?
January 7, 1985. While waiting for my mother to pick me up from school, I was snooping around a pond near the library. I stepped in the wrong spot and fell in waist deep.

19. Where were you born?
Canton, OH. I have absolutely no memory of the place.

20. Favorite sport to watch?
Mexican soccer, because I like watching my father-in-law berate the players when they miss a goal.

21. Who won’t send this back to you?
¿Quien sabe?

22. Person you expect to send it back first?
See #21.

23. What fabric softner do you use?

24. Coke or Pepsi?
first available.

25. Morning person or a night owl?
morning person.

26. What size shoe do you wear?

27. Do you have any pets?
I have an giant Labrador Retreiver.

28. Any new and exciting news you want to share with family and friends?
Our home is in escrow. We just purchased another piece of land. I haven't settled on a rooftop with a rifle and have no plans to. I ordered a kick-ass phone this morning on Verizon's new-every-two program. They tell me I can use it for anything except to paint my house, but they sell an adapter that will -

29. What did you want to be when you were little?
a politician or an astronaut (my 7th grade teacher tried to delete the word “Democrat” from my vocabulary. She told me that Democrats were evil, that they didn't love the Lord, and that they wanted to make us pay 100% income taxes. I ended up formulating my own opinions about BOTH parties, much to the chagrin of the fringe fascists who wanted to do my thinking for me.

30. Favorite Drink?
Old Rasputin Imperial Stout.

31. Favorite dessert?
Phish food.

32. Favorite color?
Olive drab. Frickin' jarheads, man, I tell ya.

33. Favorite hobby?
writing a bunch of drivel that either only makes sense to me, sounds like a bunch of bellyaching, or makes me look more intellectual than I really am.
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